carpet monkey
one who sifts through threads of the carpet in hopes of finding a small amount of cocaine.
when we ran out of c-ke danny became a carpet monkey.
a severly sunburnt monkey that travels under your carpet by night, and hides in your socks by day.
it is addicted to mysp-ce.
guy
“bob did you send a friend request to your carpet monkey yet?”
bob
“i dont wanna be that nukkas friend!. that little b-tch gave me athletes foot again!”
a monkey that sits on the carpet.
oh look, the carpet monkey is back
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