carpet mumcher
lesbian mother – a mom/mum who is a c-rp-t m-nch-r, typically found in england, aka rug mumcher.
i met this gal in a bar in soho. she was hot and i was going to ask her back to my place, though it turns out she started talking about her kids, then her wife. it turns out that she is a carpet mumcher – the chick loves to mow box and is the mum of two.
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