carpet munchies
a heightened desire to perform c-nn-l-ng-s following inhalation or ingestion of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive compound in cannabis sativa.
colloquially: really wanting to “eat p-ssy” after smoking marijuana.
man, i was watching a movie with my girl the other night and after my second or third bong rip i really got the carpet munchies… dog i went down on her for like an hour!
a lesbian desire for oral s-x derived from smoking too much marijuana.
wow, that sticky icky was bangin… now i’ve got major carpet munchies.
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