carpet nasher
one who has committed the act of carpet nashing, i.e someone who enjoys oral s-x with a female.
she didn’t know if he was a carpet nasher, but came to realize he enjoyed it. represented by the 😖 emoji (yucky carpet nasher) or the 😛 happy, “my girlfriend just showered” carpet nasher
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