carpet nashing
anyone performing oral s-x on a woman. specifically the representation of the 😖 emoji for the unhappy carpet nasher, and the 😛 emoji used for “my girlfriend just showered” carpet nasher.
she didn’t know there would be carpet nashing that evening and had forgotten to take a shower.
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