carpet surf
a lesbian public display of affection, where one female (usually the one in the “male” role) rubs the v-g-n-l area of the other. it is termed “surfing” as the recipient is fully clothed, no penetration is made. amongst lesbian circles, it’s seen as a friendly “h-llo”.
i saw this girl carpet surf this other girl at the club last night at the bar, they weren’t shy about it or anything.
if that carpet surf goes any longer we’re going to need a mop and bucket.
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