Carpet Troll
a person who regularly p-sses out on others’ floors / carpets. said person may have indulged in excessive alcohol or substance consumption. he or she may remain in this state for hours or possibly days.
john-boy drank a fifth and became my carpet troll for days. no literally.. four days.
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