carpetjacking
stealing a carpet. especially applicable to bar-towels a.k.a. bar-carpets.
alice: have you seen this heineken carpet on the bar counter?
bob: h-ll yeah, i’m carpetjacking that sh-t.
1 more definition
the act of standing in front of a recently-used red carpet backdrop and having someone take your photograph, usually in an effort to appear distinguished or likeable.
originally posted at johnmayer.com by john mayer at 07:59 pm from amsterdam, netherlands
scotty and tony were caught carpetjacking in amsterdam.
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