carpool bandwagon
your team is having a garbage season, so you resort to cheering for someone else’s team that you know.
girl: i hope atlanta wins.
guy: but you’re a t-tans fan… don’t front, especially not because they suck this year.
girl: yeah but my dad’s a falocons fan and my roots are in ga!
guy: that may work in soap operas, but in the sports world you’re just pullin a carpool bandwagon. disallowed…
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