carport therapy
dealing with the stress and anxiety of life by sitting under your carport (or garage) and drinking as many beers as you can. particularly popular in the south.
“i’ll tell you what, man… life ain’t easy. the wife won’t give me a break, i got laid off, my kids are out of control… what i need is some carport therapy.”
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