Carribean Butthole Massage
with a very dark man in the background playing a steel drum, line the outer rim of your partners -n-s with pineapple. cover your right hand with half of a coconut and vigorously punch the pineapple into the -n-s. repeat as necessary.
i gave lisa a carribean b-tthole m-ssage last night.
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