Carrotopophobia
the fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large m-ss of tangerine hair. the man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals jack nicholson as “the joker” in batman.
person with carrotopophobia: “carrot top is the scariest man alive, with richard simmons a close number two.”
friend of person with carrotopophobia: “bud, i think you need to seek professional help.”
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