Carrots
the word carrot is an unusual word but in the land of ess-x this word is used to cover up another word which is very bad. carrot stands c-nt
bro your such a carrot
fans of one direction who are typically under the age of 13 and still think that stupid, over used jokes are funny and use them on a daily basis. in public.
carrot: i dont eat with spoons cause liam doesnt!!!!!!1! vas happenin! i eat carrots!!!11!
me: please shut up.
the annoying directioners. normally between the ages of 8-12. a new directioner. a directioner who has just entered the fandom and feels as if they have to connect everyday words to one direction. normal directioners will just ignore the use of the word “p-ssy” but carrots will automatically be like “ermahgerd hazza1!!1!!”
girl 1: here’s a spoon for your soup
girl 2: oh my god karen, you’re so stupid, i can’t use a spoon! liam has a fear of spoons so i do to
girl 1: stop being such a carrot
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent “p-n-s”. available in various lengths and circ-mferences. some have enticing “b-mpies” on them for extra stimulation. best washed and dried before use (who knows where they’ve been !) similar to zuchini, cuc-mbers,leeks.
when she has to come home alone on sat-rday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cuc-mbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
a cheap, healthy, edible d-ld- of the vegetable cl-ss. tastes nice in stews or raw. looks orange and tastes carroty.
“we had beef stew with carrot in it this evening. i enjoyed eating the carrot very much as i had seen it being rubbed in and out of my wife’s fud.”
what makes women beautiful. if you dont believe me, ask louis tomlinson.
liam: what makes a girl beautiful?
louis: ….carrots!!!!!!!
a orange vegatable that are rich in vitamin k (good for your eyes, i think)
and is used as a d-ld-,
and used to teach naive girls how to give bjs.
carrots may be good for your eyes, but they have many other uses.
a d-ld-
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