Carry Underwood
a h-m-nym of the popular american idol star, this phrase describes the act of tucking one’s b-n-r into one’s waistband to hide an erection. this was described in the popular movie superbad, when jonah hill’s character, seth, remarks, “i flip my b-n-r up into my waistband. it hinds it and it feels awesome. i almost blew a load into my bellyb-tton.”
this elastic waistband helps me carry underwood around hot chicks without looking creepy.
male s-x organs carried under a hadron eg. b-lls.
as the wood represent the erected penile underwood is the place where a man carries b-lls.
eg. thats cutest carry underwood i ever seen.
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