carstalk
stealthily following people who are walking through the carpark to their cars while driving your car. usually performed when desperate for a parking spot, so you’ll follow anyone who looks like they’re leaving.
“why are you following those people so closely?
“yo i’m carstalking that couple to their car so i can steal their parking spot.”
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