carstions
when you are riding home from school in a car and your parent asks you every possible question about your day.
parent: so, did you have fun at school today?
you: -sighs- no, it’s school, of course i didn’t have fun.
parent: why? what did you do that wasn’t fun?
you: well, i had a math test and every other cl-ss was boring.
parent: a math test? how did you do on it?
you (mumbling): why do you have to ask so many carstions?
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