Cart Shart
to leak fecal matter or full on defecate oneself while performing one or more cartwheels.
connie was well on her way to earning a first place at her gymnastics compet-tion when in the middle of her routine, she did a cart shart and it cost her the entire routine as well as a new leotard.
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