carte blanche
unconditional authority.
i gave my boyfriend carte blanche. he can f-ck me anyway he wants.
carte blanche literally means “blank check.” it is a term used when person a does a favor for person b and in return requests carte blanche (aka, a promised favor in the future.) just like a blank check can be any amount, carte blanche could could be any range of favors.
sawyer: help me track this boar
kate: ok but you have to give me something
sawyer: what?
kate: carte blanche
a situational term. this can take place in either a home with multiple roommates or an office with several coworkers. the first roommate/coworker that goes into the bathroom in the morning to lay down the first dump of the day has “carte blanche”. meaning that he/she has a blank canvas to do his work on and therefor set the tone for the day’s defacation.
keller ate tacos last night, i’m glad i got into the office early this morning to get the carte blanche.
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