Cartherine
a type of female the is destined to have short hair, with bangs, and 11 cats. they are attracted to flannel wearing, auctustic guitar playing men. these men must know how to play k-mbya and give sultry long looks deep into the eyes of said cartherines. also cartherines pretend to be tofu eaters but will consume large amounts of baby back ribs if they are within arms reach. cartherines also try and grow palm trees inside apartments and consume minimum 5 cups of coffee a day.
the cartherine club meets in the shack after midnight. bring your glow sticks and magic 8 b-lls. has anyone seen larry?
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