cartifact
items that knock around in your car for months or years because you never got around to throwing them away, putting them away or returning them to their rightful owner. coffee cup lids, books, pens, dirty beach towels, worn-out baseball hats, or even long-forgotten third or fourth children.
i need to sell my old honda, but it’s so full of cartifacts i’ll never get it cleaned out.
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