carting
carting is holding on to a shopping from a moving car and then accelerating. once an appropriate speed is reached the shopping cart is released and it shoots off like a missile. carting was invented in whiting, indiana in the late 70s.
hey dude, lets go do some carting.
using a shopping cart to go through fast food drive through and look all swag.
we like to do carting at taco bell
a smuggling technique primarily invented to transport drugs, knitwear and swan’s eggs from country to country.
carting is where a female partic-p-nt stores the goods in her v-g-n-l storage compartment. retired p-rn-stars and fatter woman are preferred.
carting is illegal and embarr-ssing for the transporter when caught.
police officer: “excuse me madam, why are you limping?”
woman: “sh-t!”
police officer: “what’s all this, you’re carting!!!”
woman: “let me off”
police officer: “wtf mum no!!!”
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