Cartonable Offense
a cartonable offence is defined by an incident causing an avoidable disruption to users and/or services.
this may include re-doing work already completed by another employee.
service calls excessively past deadline, personal milestones, certifications, role changes, corporate support, leavers may be considered a cartonable offense
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