cartonic
car-ton-ic (adj): a condition where an appearance or an occurrence possesses or takes-on qualities most often -ssociated with cartoons. for instance, when a mouse literally smashes a cat’s face flat with an ironing board; alternatively, an individual with an hilariously bulbous nose and a bubbly voice.
antonyms: reality
1. i stubbed my toe which then swelled up to cartonic proportions.
2. i saw penelope cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. it was sorta cartonic.
3. my cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.
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