Cartons
a name for smaller than average jugs,t-ts, or b–bs
used instead of jugs becuase the chick has too small of t-ts to be have jugs they are instead cartons, which hold less milk than jugs
only used to define chick’s br–sts…guys just have man-b–bs not cartons
guy #1: that asian has some nice cartons
guy #2: man, i love t-tties
guy #1: (sigh) t-tties
a cardboard case containing 24 stubbie bottles of beer
grab a carton of vb and let’s watch the pies cream the crows
a cardboard ‘case’ containing 24 beer’s.
“let’s get a carton and get ‘maggot’ watching the footy.”
australian, n, 1) a cardboard box of beer, usually consisting of 24 tinnies, stubbies, or bottles of beer.
2) a cardboard box of cigarrettes usually consisting of 10 packs of 20 cigarrettes each.
its all happening mate. bring yer cartons.
also known as package, a man’s “pirvate” area
dude, look how huge my package is
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