Carusowned
a combination of the word “owned” and “caruso”, referencing david caruso who is the lead actor on tv show csi miami. to carusown someone you speak part of a statement, put sungl-sses on, then conclude the statement. this is followed by the ‘yeeeaaaaahhhhh!’ that begins the csi miami opening credits.
“well it appears that i”
-put on sungl-sses-
“… have beaten you at go fish”
-yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh!-
“you just got carusowned.”
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