carve some soap
this is a very common euphemism for female masturbation. due to all the gouging, long strokes, and various tools involved in carving soap, this activity makes the perfect euphemism for masturbation.
synonyms: flick the bean, strum the guitar, tune my ukulele …etc
sally: okay babe thanks for the chat, i’m gonna go carve some soap now!
heather: ooh, have fun! 😉
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