carving the chilly pumpkin
when you simply take an ice rod and insert it -n-ly into the girl. after the b-tthole is numb you cut the edges of the b-tthole so it is bleeding. when you insert your p-n-s into the b-tthole you will come out with ketchup on a hotdog, the blood makes the feeling more slick.
bro i carved that girls alaskan pumpkin the other day!
i was carving the chilly pumpkin on this girl last night.
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