Cash in the Attic
1. really tiresome uk daytime “entertainment” tv show,
where old farts who desperately need cash for mum’s hip operation etc get a gay expert in bric-a-brac to poke about in their house saying things like “ooh, we should be able to get you £35 for that salt cellar at auction”. but it only goes for a fiver.
2. to -j-c-l-t- into a woman’s mouth
“hurry up maureen, cash in the attic is about to start!”
“thanks, but i’d rather drink bleach and set myself alight”
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