cash rash
a severe allergic reaction, usually found on the upper thighs or -ss cheeks, brought about by any amount of money ‘burning a hole in your pocket.’ the only known cure is to spend every cent of your welfare check, social security check or paycheck before midnight on payday – no matter what your financial obligations might be. purchases generally include such low-rent essentials as cigarettes, lottery tickets, liquor, drugs, new release dvds or cds. expenses such as rent, car payments, insurance, clothing or food are not considered to be essentials and therefore are not factored into the equation.
“ouch! i gotta buy some cigarettes, dvds and lottery tickets, quick – before i get a cash rash! i had a lot of overtime this week!”
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