Cassandra Claire
fan fiction writer who weaves quotes from popular television shows such as buffy the vampire slayer or black adder with excerpts from obscure novels, short stories, and occasionally other fan fiction writers’s stories, recontextualizing the strands within the harry potter framework to produce a hybrid work self-published under her own name.
you’ll never believe this: i think i found a sentence in c-ssandra claire’s new chapter that’s completely her own!
author of the very sectet diaries; very talented lady with much potential.
still not king g-dd-mnit!
i guess legolas didn’t here daddy last year when he called him the gayest-gay elf to ever nance down the pike.
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