Castaway
wadding up and depositing large amounts of toilet paper prior to dropping a deuce. feces will float on top of toilet paper, like tom hanks on the raft in the movie
“castaway”.
i knew that sh-t was going to be m-ssive so, i left a castaway. that way i could share my effort.
the anatomy of a cast away begins when you roll off a “raft” of toilet paper and put it in a friends toilet prior to taking a sh-t. from then, take your sh-t. try to land it on your “raft”. if done successfully, your sh-t will resemble tom hanks in the movie cast away. precede to non-flushing.
i was at my friend trey’s house and left a cast away in his sh-tter.
n; a cheap alcoholic drink that is usually done before any real drinking is to begin. 1 shot of castillo rum is dropped into a gl-ss of miller light. before dropping the rum the person about the drink must salute the drink and recognize the fact that they are not going to be going down with the ship, but will rather ride the tides to an island of humiliation (and sickness) to live as a castaway until the next ship comes along.
jordan wants to get really drunk tonight, so he wants to be the first castaway
when you cr-p and flush and still after the third time its still floating around ..its called a castaway
i better make sure there arent any castaways before jim goes in there! id be so embarr-ssed!!!!!!
also known as a unabobber or douchebob.
someone who just can’t function at all!
look at douchebob! what a freakin’ castaway!!!
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