Castle Astle
(n): the besieged state of one’s -sshole the day after a late night visit to white castle.
“dude, that case of sliders i ate last night sure was delicious, but today i’m suffering from a serious case of castle astle.”
“honey, will you pick me up another box of flushable baby wipes? this castle astle just won’t go away.”
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particularly corny, and with the slightest dash of melodramatic nerd. “dude, telling that girl that you’d love her forever, and that she was both your sun and moon, swirling around the skies of your heart, and that when you had kids you’d want to name them after her despite their gender, was kind of h2orowish.”
- lite rock
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- catch me fuck me glasses
the eyegl-sses issued in the us army are cynically nicknamed: “catch-me-f-ck-me” gl-sses. they are unattractive, thick black, horn-rimmed gl-sses. i was in army bootcamp when they issued me my catch-me-f-ck-me-gl-sses.
- H3WM
halo 3 wheel men a website/community that i loves driving and gunning in the warthog of halo 3 normal halo player: hey i love this map were kick your -ss h3wm member: no theres a warthog on this map, good luck. -after game- normal halo player: i hate that map the warthog is so cheap!
- Literous
the feeling of wanting to litter or throw fruits off of buildings. “i am feeling very literous” is what he said as he tossed his can of c-ke out the window of his car. “i am a very literous individual’ thought damon as he continued to dump watermelons out of the trunk of his expeditions