Castris


an ugly girl with small t-ts, no social life, who loves cats and weird drawings. usually has no friends, still a virgin, and use to friendzone all the boys she meets. and if that ain’t weird enough, she also listens to weird music. she likes doge jokes. she likes them a-lot. has dava for breakfast.
i was in control last night and i saw a castris. i ran to the toilet and m-st-rb-t- myself to death.

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