Castroted


the act of cutting off someone’s b-lls with broken gl-ss.

it is a reference to the gruesome murder of carlos castro by renato seabra in new york city, in which his t-st-cl-s were cut off with broken wine gl-ss. therefore, carlos castro was castroted.
guy #1: did you hear about tim?! someone cut off his b-lls!
guy #2: i heard, they didn’t just cut off his b-lls though… they castroted him.
guy #1: broken gl-ss?!
guy #2: yes, sir.

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