Cat-Assed Bastard


1) a b-st-rd who is so particularily b-st-rdly that he deserves a longer t-tle. the b-st-rd also has a tiny, pink -sshole like a cat. go figure…

2) a mythical beast that had the body of a man and the -ss of a cat. it is known for being a cat–ssed b-st-rd as defined above.
1) -wow, that kid at lunch won’t leave our table!

-what a cat–ssed b-st-rd

-yes, let us throw rocks at him.

2) -wow, that kid at lunch won’t leave our table!

-what a cat–ssed b-st-rd

-those aren’t real.

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