Cat Bound
1: when one’s cat prevents one from being mobile by sitting comfortably on one’s lap.
2: blaming one’s cat for being unmotivated and lazy.
i really needed to get up and get motivated, but i was cat bound.
i would’ve come to your birthday but i was totally cat bound and couldn’t budge.
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