Cat Flap


a flap in a door that a cat usually walks through… but it is also another phrase for v-g-n-
i cannot fit into the cat flap!
a bis-xual person. one who ”swings both ways”.
did you hear about john taking a bloke home the other night?

yes, i know he’s always been a bit of a cat flap.
an affectionate name for a v-g-n-
i licked her cat flaps all night
-rs-. -ss. the fudge tunnel. the marmite mine. the “porcelain pebbledasher”.

used particularly to describe the potential adjacence of that region to one’s foot.
you waantin a kick up the catflap, ya pr-ck?
its what holds a girls insides in,p-ssy lips meat curtans p-ss flaps bat ears
that bird i pulled last night had the biggest cat flaps i have ever seen.
the under belly of all cats. there are usually two distinct flaps between their back left and right legs. they are noticeable while strolling. they usually become larger as the cat gets older and/or fatter.
caroline fed her young cat seymour so frequently that his cat flaps eventually became so large that they dragged on the floor whilst walking.
swings both ways – bis-xual
dayam, she’s such a catflap. she did me and my boyfriend.
where the l-b– (womans lips 🙂 ) hang low and create a flap.
i was watching a tv program where a woman had saggy lips, it reminded me of a cat flap…. and as another word for the v-g-n- is p-ssy (cat) and people call the lips f-nny flaps i put two n two togther…. voilaaa! cat flaps!!
“get you cat flaps out!!l
the old lady bent over to reveal her cat flaps
the womans cat flaps whistled in the wind

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