Cat Hand
the hand maintained by a cat owner who is allergic to cats. the cat owner must be careful to use the cat hand only for touching the cats or risk a terrible allergic reaction. hand washing will return the cat hand to regular-hand status.
guy 1: dude, what happened to your face? did you get stung by a bee? like, in the eyeball?
guy 2: nah, i just had an itch and accidentally scratched with my cat hand.
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