Cat in the hat
the act of j-zzing on a face and placing freshly shaved pubic hair over it, resembling fur. optionally a hat can be placed on the “receiver’s” head to form a cat in the hat.
terrence – how did the date go?
buzz – she liked me till i asked to perform a cat in the hat; then she really liked me!
a tortoise.
“is this a cat in the hat?”
-” no, that is a tortoise.”
popular dr. suess book in which a hat wearing cat doubles as a veiled subliminal message for the use of condoms in acts of b-st–lity!
timmy touch my weiner! -dr. suess
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