Cat Pub
where cats go at night. under certain outdoor bits of wood or corrugated iron may be found the entrance to the cat pub, a subterranean chamber equipped with cat chairs, a cat jukebox playing cat music, a cat bar serving cat lager and a sort of pinata made from dead mice. after several hours in the cat pub, the cat emerges, p-ssed, and spews on your lawn. (viz, random hut, 1986)
bloke 1: bruce, where’s your cat, mate?
bloke 2: cat pub, mate.
bloke 1: go on.
bloke 2: oh, my word.
#cat pub spew pinata lager
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