Cat Sanctuary


a safe haven for cats usually run by old men who have no hope for the future and are forever alone with n-body to keep them company except for those cats who will soon grow old and p-ss without him. sad thing, cat sanctuaries.

also known as a place where hopes and dreams are either fulfilled or killed
“what do you do for a living?”
“oh… i run a cat sanctuary”

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