Cat Shit Carl


cat sh-t carl can usually be observed working at denny’s at 3:00 in the morning on fridays, easily recognized by his signature sour, ochre-colored cat sh-t-like stink.
example:

bill (to steve as they are about to enter denny’s after drinking heavily): i can’t wait for my lumberjack slam, that sh-t is nice!
steve (upon noticing cat sh-t carl clearing tables): dude, we have to eat somewhere else.
bill: why?
steve: cuz i just saw cat sh-t carl in there and there is no way i can eat with that greasy cat sh-t smell lingering around.

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