cat slap
to repeatedly slap a v-g-n- until it’s purple.
hey conor,your mom enjoys a good cat slap!
the act of vigorously grinding v-g-n-s
did you see christy and beth cat slapping in the office?
sneaking up behind a cat an slapping at without it seeing you
sneak up and cat slap!
when a man puts his p-n-s inbetween a womans br–sts
and the woman rubs up and down forcing the man to cream all over her face
e.g. cats like cream and stuff
“can i put my n-b inbetween ur bongos”
“sure”
“that feels kinda good”
“splash”
“what a good catslap”
:)???
it when you get rabies via -n-s by 1 or more shaved animals.
this cat slap is giving me a rash.
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