Cat Swat
when one’s b-lls are hanging loosely, after a hot day trapped in the underwear and trouser combination of one’s choice, and one’s significant other decides it might be funny to swat at the the aforementioned t-st-cl-s, to watch them swing, much the way a domesticated feline might do with a dangling plaything.
johnny: wow, hon, look how low my b-lls are hanging today!
catlin: -whhhhhaaap-
johnny: wtf b-tch!
catlin: you’re b-lls were too dangly to resist givin’ ’em a good ol’ cat swat!
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