Cataclysmic Taco


while having v-g-n-l intercourse with a woman and she is about to c-m, pull out and squirt two or more packets of taco bell hot sauce inside her v-g-n-l orifice. then continue to plow her until she screams herself unconscious.
becky and i made up. while i was banging her, i remembered that she farted at my mom’s funeral. then i decided to teach that b-tch a lesson, and i gave her a cataclysmic taco.

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