Catalonian Retirement Home
this is when a group of guys kidnap several elderly grandmothers, most commonly their own grandmothers.
they then fill up a large inflatable raft with liquid watery feces, shove the faces of the old women into this while tag f-cking them up the -rs-.
finally, when they have j-sm flowing from their -n-s’ the women are thrown into the raft which is set afloat on the nearest large body of water, preferably an ocean
guy 1: my nan gave me such a sh-t christmas present
guy 2: yeah me too
guy 3: my grandma didnt even give me a present
guy 1: f-ck those tight b-tches, they have it all, we should show them what its like in an catalonian retirement home
guy 4: but i like my grandmother
guy 2: f-ck you d-ckweed, your doing it on you can join them in it
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