Catani


a small town in the middle of no where in victoria, australia. it has no shops (except the canteen at the football oval). it has a church, hall, football grounds, netball courts, basketball courts, tennis courts, dressage arena and a playground. it used to have a primary school and a pony club, both having to close due to a lack of students/members.

the point is, the place is tiny. there’s not much to see or do in catani. the majority of it is farming land.
person 1 “where the h-ll are we, this town is tiny!”
person 2 “it’s catani. don’t blink – you’ll miss it.”

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