catapulpit


refers to a member of the catholic faith who breaks one or more of the ten commandments in record time (either before or after leaving the catholic church).

examples include:

1. madonna, entertainer

2. alberto cutie, aka “father oprah”, former priest

3. kenneth bianchi, aka “the hillside strangler”, convicted murderer
guy 1: man, did you see on television that father oprah scored him a babe?

guy 2: yeah! you got to admire him for catapulpitting himself toward such a hot piece of -ss!

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