Catastro-Bev


end of the world scenario where joe bevins runs out of bags of pizza, and begins eating bags of people instead.

it is estimated he could go through the entire 6 billion population of the planet in a third of the time it would take to wipe them out with weapons of m-ss destruction.

notre damus predicted this after seeing joe at a local dairy queen placing a to go order.
“nooooo ruuuuuuun! he’s eating everything! not my baby not my baby!” its a catastro-bev!

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