catastrophemail


this is a critical email failure. it is caused by one seeing a very important email in the inbox and then putting it off so the proper time and thought can go into the reply. by procrastinating, the email then gets buried by new emails pouring in and it never gets responded to, causing a catastrophe.

term coined by byrnes consulting, llc
question: “why did bob get fired?”
reply: “a catastrophemail took another victim. if only he replied right away!”

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